Friday, February 4, 2011

Nuff' said.

Just to reiterate... Just because you have an expensive camera and an adorable blog/website with all the really, really cute kids/people you have taken pictures of and you even made the pictures ohsocute by turning up the contrast really high or clicking the sepia button... Does not make you a photographer. Not even if you got an A+ in your high school photography class.

This, my friends, is called a hobby.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Just watch this...

It's a bit long, but very... educational I guess you could say. I am honestly in a bit of shock after watching this. I think you may have to have a youtube account to watch it, but I think everyone should.

Something needs to change when soldiers are begging to kill people and laughing about it.

Saturday, November 27, 2010


My friend Bob posted an anti-Obama facebook status: "O.B.A.M.A ... One Big Ass Mistake America!!! Huhuhuhuhuhu!!!". Although I am pretty sure my dear friend Bob knows little to nothing about politics, he is still entitled to his opinion. But this douche bag decided to chime in with this comment: "i agree.... o.b.a.m.a. free the slaves and now they rule over us...imagine that" And some other Douche bag had the audacity to like this comment. Hello? Could he be any more racist? Like slavery is something to joke about? What is wrong with people? I guess I forgot how ignorant people still are in 2010. It is so sad and pathetic. I don't care if you agree with Obama's policies, but it is a SHAME that you are implying that it was a mistake to abolish slavery. 

So Congratulations. You are proof satan exists. 

UPDATE: This young, gentlemen has since apologized. It takes a lot to admit fault, and I admire him for doing so. Let us all, including me, learn to think before we speak/type. 

Friday, November 19, 2010

2010 Most annoying female singer goes to...

I know I'm not alone in my antipathy for Ms. Perry. Or is it Mrs? Who cares. I know I am not alone.
It's not just her obnoxious, poorly written, bubbly in all the wrong ways omgiamstillinmiddleschool songs that make me cringe, but add her atrocious, iwilldoanythingforattention "fashion" style and you get the creature that is Katy Perry. You would think with as much money as she has maybe the people working for her would let her know how ridiculous she looks all the time. But we all know, money doesn't buy you class. Obviously.  

Please enjoy the following images as it was difficult for me to eliminate so many other worthy pictures.  

So cheers to KP!

Runner up: Taylor Swift.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Tumor Removed.

A tumor is an invasive and abnormal organic mass that serves no purpose, except to harm and leach sustenance from its host.

Funny how some humans share the exact characteristics as a tumor. But luckily, like a tumor, they can be removed.  Sometimes they even remove themselves. BONUS!  

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Day 1: Paprika Anne Hubbell

The story: I was on my way to my cousins when I almost ran over a bird. I looked in my rear-view-mirror and realized it was a baby bird, and it was in the middle of the road flopping around helplessly. For you who know me, know I am a bleeding heart, especially when it comes to animals. So I made a U-turn and parked my car in the middle of the road. I scooped up the bird and put it on my passenger chair. I checked all near-by trees and saw no signs of a nest. Surely I couldn't leave it there to die. 

My cousin and I made a nice home and named the bird Paprika Anne. Pappy is quite lively and loves to swim. I put one of our turtles heating lamps into her new home aka Pimptress-Palace and she loves it! Pappy has yet to eat, but drinks a lot and has had two BM's. Kory tried to hand feed her like a mother bird... but she still refused. Stubborn. We will work on the eating part.

I love Pappy so much :) and so do her brothers. They love to sniff Pappy, and are so gentle. Stay tuned!

Monday, August 2, 2010

Catheter? Yes, PLEASE!

TMI? Probably. 

I am over having the worlds.lamest.bladder. If my bladder were a puppy, it would have been put to sleep long ago. I feel like an 87 year old pregnant woman jumping on a trampoline. 

Does anyone else have this problem? 

As soon as the "pee pee" urge comes, I had better find a restroom or else I am toast. The soiled kind of toast. The kind of toast you spread way too much butter on and is too soggy to eat. When I drink 32oz it equals a minimum of four bathroom visits in about an 1.5 hour period. No joke. I should probably supply my own toilet paper at work. I still rarely go an entire night without getting up at least once to go to the bathroom. I have never successfully gotten into a shower, pool, body of water without having to first relieve my bladder. My little brother once tickled me until I pee'd my pants, without much effort.

 Alas, this has been a life-long battle and I have avoided most accidents (with trial and much error)

Sometimes a catheter doesn't sound so bad. I think I could rock the catheter look. Maybe I'd let people sign my pee-pee bag. Too far? Oh well.

Love always, S. 

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

It's not me, It's you...

Preface: These are just a few things that make me cringe. But no amount of cringing will make me stop loving you. So please don't take offense or change one bit.

Besos for all.

The bands Kings of Leon, John Mayer, Taylor Swift and any male singer from American idol. Oh, and The show American idol.

Receiving a text/email/any sort of communication with huge spelling errors. For example, " Hey Shar. Wut R U Doin 2day." Okay, that was a bit exaggerated, but you get my point. Yes, I do judge you for this.

Slow drivers.

Mickey Mouse/Disneyland anything. Vomit.

Females who wear make-up to the gym. Really?

People who don't love my dogs as much as I do. Shame on you.

Whoever thought up Trunk-or-treats on Halloween. Kids need to walk before eating all that candy. Hello obesity.

Television. I hate you. I am so glad I am over you for good.
Lowbook sales radio commercials. How dare you change the lyrics to popular songs. You get my hopes up way too often, only to crush them with your lame attempts to be funny. Die.

People who hate Utah. PLEASE LEAVE.

In closing, I will leave you with one of my most recent clothing FAIL. Enjoy.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Made with Love!


I received so many donations. I have the best family and friends in the world. Truly. I love you all. 

These are just a few of the donations.