Wednesday, April 7, 2010

It's not me, It's you...

Preface: These are just a few things that make me cringe. But no amount of cringing will make me stop loving you. So please don't take offense or change one bit.

Besos for all.

The bands Kings of Leon, John Mayer, Taylor Swift and any male singer from American idol. Oh, and The show American idol.

Receiving a text/email/any sort of communication with huge spelling errors. For example, " Hey Shar. Wut R U Doin 2day." Okay, that was a bit exaggerated, but you get my point. Yes, I do judge you for this.

Slow drivers.

Mickey Mouse/Disneyland anything. Vomit.

Females who wear make-up to the gym. Really?

People who don't love my dogs as much as I do. Shame on you.

Whoever thought up Trunk-or-treats on Halloween. Kids need to walk before eating all that candy. Hello obesity.

Television. I hate you. I am so glad I am over you for good.
Lowbook sales radio commercials. How dare you change the lyrics to popular songs. You get my hopes up way too often, only to crush them with your lame attempts to be funny. Die.

People who hate Utah. PLEASE LEAVE.

In closing, I will leave you with one of my most recent clothing FAIL. Enjoy.