Because it has Taco Bell AND Deseret Industries, which is the theme for the fails I witnessed today. Below you will notice this young lady and her... can we call it a shirt? I was in shock as you can imagine to see such attire in Taco Bell because there is usually a bevy of classy folk dining at Taco Bell, such as myself. But this is 2009, and we can no longer discriminate. Boo.
After our nutritious meal at the Taco Bell we (Kory, McKay and Myself) went to D.I. to look for a beach cruiser. Instead we found this. Kory called it the Child Molester Kit.
Lastly, because believe it or not I fail on occasion, I will not leave myself out. This is my attempt to jump over one longboard back onto my longboard only to find out my board does not fit under the other one. Sharon Fail.
I am planning a three day trip to visit every D.I. in Utah. Stay tuned for the inevitable failures.
I love your blog. You still have today to visit the state fair! I am sure you would find much failure there!
ReplyDeleteJoy is what I feel from this update! Absolute joy!! It has been too long since I have felt this joy...
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Oh my! I have to admit as atrocious as that girl looks, we are in Utah and if oh so cool, sunglasses wearing, gagngsta boyfriend doesn't realiz that sock and sandles are like leaprosy and skin graffs, well the world is doomed.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, I'm glad you found my lunch back... I would like it back...
That is all. -Phil
And the other good thing about 500 East, Ryanne lives exactly one blog west of DI. Go visit her.
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