A spoon full of sugar.

Shar loves Bob. Duh.

So the story begins. I was in bed spooning Xander ( my beagle ) and was having a delicious dream. In my dream I was in a hotel room ( how trashy ) with Bob Marley. We sat and talked for hours ( okay, I don't know if that is true, but we talked for what seemed to be a long time) and of course he realized he loved me ( okay, also maybe not entirely true but how much cooler is the story? admit it. ) We decide to lay down and spoon. That is the truth. I was dreaming about being spooned by BOB MARLEY. I was pretty sure things were going to get hot and heavy when I was suddenly woken up by the very loud school kids walking to school... They pretty much ruined my life.

Does anyone else spoon their dog?

500 E in American Fork is Heaven...

Because it has Taco Bell AND Deseret Industries, which is the theme for the fails I witnessed today. Below you will notice this young lady and her... can we call it a shirt? I was in shock as you can imagine to see such attire in Taco Bell because there is usually a bevy of classy folk dining at Taco Bell, such as myself. But this is 2009, and we can no longer discriminate. Boo.

After our nutritious meal at the Taco Bell we (Kory, McKay and Myself) went to D.I. to look for a beach cruiser. Instead we found this. Kory called it the Child Molester Kit.



Lastly, because believe it or not I fail on occasion, I will not leave myself out. This is my attempt to jump over one longboard back onto my longboard only to find out my board does not fit under the other one. Sharon Fail.



I am planning a three day trip to visit every D.I. in Utah. Stay tuned for the inevitable failures.