XoXo, Gossip Girl.

Large bows, flowers on head bands sooooo cute... if you're 2.
Not cute when you're over 3. I know you ladies saw this really, super, awesome trend on gossip girl... but come on.

Not.A.Joke. These were for sale at forever 21. For money. Hard earned money.

You look like a damn fool. Take off your headband.

Hair Hump.

Above: I encountered this beauty at the demolition derby.
Below: Day job at the local Maceys.
Both taken in Spanish Fork, Utah.

I don't understand how or why women rat their hair to a size comparable to a planet.

Satan you kidder...

So.. I had just left my cousins and was walking at a normal pace when out of NOWHERE I trip and drop the entire box set of Radiohead AND my iPhone... Yeah. Like I would just trip and do that... Satan made me trip and drop my iPhone. Eff.

Oh, and Satan made this woman go commando at my softball game...

Failures i've encountered.

Family Reunion Fail.


Graffiti Fail.

Douche bag Fail.

My car tire fail.

Partyland Fail.

Okay, this was just funny.

Creepy building Fail.

UDOT Fail. Thanks Dianne. You opposite of fail.