Friday, July 31, 2009

OMG it’s so fun that your shirt looks like a tattoo.




Ed hardy… Ugh. His clothing looks like he typed in “really cool skull” and “really cool rose” into google and found the most super awesome pictures he could and then copied and pasted it on a shirt,purse,shoe,air freshener,lighter,perfume bottle,hat. Then super glued a few rhinestones on and will now sell it for ridiculous amounts of money. Seriously? I don’t understand this fad. Who is worse Ed Hardy, or the people who buy it?




Great job Ed Hardy. You’re the best artist EVER.


Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Kathy, Get off my phone.

Glenn Beck... Not Okay. I really think he is insane.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Satan is really out to get me.

I plugged my flat iron in and it literally blew into two pieces.



Coincidence? You tell me.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

When Satan decided to replace MY Taco Bell with Taco time...


Sharon to Taco Bell pre-Satan = 1.9 miles.

Sharon to Taco Bell now = 4.7 miles ( 12 minutes with traffic )




Great job Satan.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Does it get worse?



I don't understand the "family stickers" on your car.

" Look, I have 14 kids. Isn't it so fun that our stickers cover our ENTIRE back window,OMGosh"

I once saw a sticker of a child with a halo over it.. REALLY PEOPLE?

But the one that fails the most... Mickey Mouse ears family stickers.
Disneyland=Hell.

great job.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

unacceptable footwear.




I don't care how old you are, never okay.