XoXo, Gossip Girl.

Large bows, flowers on head bands sooooo cute... if you're 2.
Not cute when you're over 3. I know you ladies saw this really, super, awesome trend on gossip girl... but come on.

Not.A.Joke. These were for sale at forever 21. For money. Hard earned money.

You look like a damn fool. Take off your headband.

Hair Hump.

Above: I encountered this beauty at the demolition derby.
Below: Day job at the local Maceys.
Both taken in Spanish Fork, Utah.

I don't understand how or why women rat their hair to a size comparable to a planet.

Satan you kidder...

So.. I had just left my cousins and was walking at a normal pace when out of NOWHERE I trip and drop the entire box set of Radiohead AND my iPhone... Yeah. Like I would just trip and do that... Satan made me trip and drop my iPhone. Eff.

Oh, and Satan made this woman go commando at my softball game...

Failures i've encountered.

Family Reunion Fail.


Graffiti Fail.

Douche bag Fail.

My car tire fail.

Partyland Fail.

Okay, this was just funny.

Creepy building Fail.

UDOT Fail. Thanks Dianne. You opposite of fail.

OMG it’s so fun that your shirt looks like a tattoo.

Ed hardy… Ugh. His clothing looks like he typed in “really cool skull” and “really cool rose” into google and found the most super awesome pictures he could and then copied and pasted it on a shirt,purse,shoe,air freshener,lighter,perfume bottle,hat. Then super glued a few rhinestones on and will now sell it for ridiculous amounts of money. Seriously? I don’t understand this fad. Who is worse Ed Hardy, or the people who buy it?

Great job Ed Hardy. You’re the best artist EVER.

Kathy, Get off my phone.

Satan is really out to get me.

I plugged my flat iron in and it literally blew into two pieces.



Coincidence? You tell me.

When Satan decided to replace MY Taco Bell with Taco time...

Sharon to Taco Bell pre-Satan = 1.9 miles.

Sharon to Taco Bell now = 4.7 miles ( 12 minutes with traffic )

Great job Satan.

Does it get worse?

I don't understand the "family stickers" on your car.

" Look, I have 14 kids. Isn't it so fun that our stickers cover our ENTIRE back window,OMGosh"

I once saw a sticker of a child with a halo over it.. REALLY PEOPLE?

But the one that fails the most... Mickey Mouse ears family stickers.

Disneyland=Hell.

great job.

unacceptable footwear.

I don't care how old you are, never okay.