Just when you thought I couldn't be more well-rounded...

My amazing friends and I have crafttastic nights and here are some things I have made. Besides the store bought shirt... pretty much everything is made from scratch. On the awesome list we have: Crochet Headband, Elastic Belt, Life-size photo of man taking photo, Argyle plate ( get over it, I know it's upside down ), Rasta-Peace spraypaint shirt, Mod Podge Wallet, Xanders dog collar, Moccasins, My phone cover and Lightswitch cover. These are a few of my hand-made things.

Why do people cheat?

DOUCHE

What a douche Tiger is. Same with all the cheaters out there. Of course he is "sorry" and wants to be a good husband and father... after he is caught. Isn't that always the case. When are men going to learn? The grass is never greener on the other side. Chasing after lust will get you NO WHERE. It's just sad that men have to learn it the hard way, and the poor women suffer all the consequences of their idiocy.

WHORE

I am not excluding woman from this. Jaimee Grubbs knew Tiger was married, she didn't care. It is sad when a woman does this. Especially when the woman is a mother. Shame on you. You should not have kids. Please stop.

Why is it that the women men decided to cheat with are always so much uglier than their wife... why is this men? Probably because the only girls trashy enough to cheat are just this... trashy.

Tis' the Season...

Found in the Provo Quiznos.I had to be extra sneaky taking this one.

Stay Classy this Holiday Season!

Also, I want to share my favorite time wasters!
First up: Seriouslysoblessed.blogspot.com for all you Mormon mommies who are perfect wives, have perfect lives, and perfect kids. (Vomit)

Second: www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com. to see just how white you really are!

Enjoy with some hot cocoa. Store bought of course, who do you think I am?

Satan reads twilight.

This says it all.

A spoon full of sugar.

Shar loves Bob. Duh.

So the story begins. I was in bed spooning Xander ( my beagle ) and was having a delicious dream. In my dream I was in a hotel room ( how trashy ) with Bob Marley. We sat and talked for hours ( okay, I don't know if that is true, but we talked for what seemed to be a long time) and of course he realized he loved me ( okay, also maybe not entirely true but how much cooler is the story? admit it. ) We decide to lay down and spoon. That is the truth. I was dreaming about being spooned by BOB MARLEY. I was pretty sure things were going to get hot and heavy when I was suddenly woken up by the very loud school kids walking to school... They pretty much ruined my life.

Does anyone else spoon their dog?

500 E in American Fork is Heaven...

Because it has Taco Bell AND Deseret Industries, which is the theme for the fails I witnessed today. Below you will notice this young lady and her... can we call it a shirt? I was in shock as you can imagine to see such attire in Taco Bell because there is usually a bevy of classy folk dining at Taco Bell, such as myself. But this is 2009, and we can no longer discriminate. Boo.

After our nutritious meal at the Taco Bell we (Kory, McKay and Myself) went to D.I. to look for a beach cruiser. Instead we found this. Kory called it the Child Molester Kit.



Lastly, because believe it or not I fail on occasion, I will not leave myself out. This is my attempt to jump over one longboard back onto my longboard only to find out my board does not fit under the other one. Sharon Fail.



I am planning a three day trip to visit every D.I. in Utah. Stay tuned for the inevitable failures.

XoXo, Gossip Girl.

Large bows, flowers on head bands sooooo cute... if you're 2.
Not cute when you're over 3. I know you ladies saw this really, super, awesome trend on gossip girl... but come on.

Not.A.Joke. These were for sale at forever 21. For money. Hard earned money.

You look like a damn fool. Take off your headband.

Hair Hump.

Above: I encountered this beauty at the demolition derby.
Below: Day job at the local Maceys.
Both taken in Spanish Fork, Utah.

I don't understand how or why women rat their hair to a size comparable to a planet.

Satan you kidder...

So.. I had just left my cousins and was walking at a normal pace when out of NOWHERE I trip and drop the entire box set of Radiohead AND my iPhone... Yeah. Like I would just trip and do that... Satan made me trip and drop my iPhone. Eff.

Oh, and Satan made this woman go commando at my softball game...

Failures i've encountered.

Family Reunion Fail.


Graffiti Fail.

Douche bag Fail.

My car tire fail.

Partyland Fail.

Okay, this was just funny.

Creepy building Fail.

UDOT Fail. Thanks Dianne. You opposite of fail.